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'Dad? There's no, like, real magic in the world, right?" "What do you mean?" "You know, like elves and stuff. People just made that up." "Oh, I don't know. I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical than something like a whale? You know what I mean? What if I told you a story about how underneath the ocean, there was this giant sea mammal that used sonar and sang songs and it was so big that its heart was the size of a car and you could crawl through the arteries? I mean, you'd think that was pretty magical, right?" "Yeah. But, like, right this second, there's, like, no elves in the world, right?" "No. Technically, no elves."